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Daniel Hallington
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Larry & Mick Discover New Taxonomic Categories in Order to Pass the Time Between Cups of Tea
'When did we last have a cup of tea?' said Larry. 'It must be at least twenty-three minutes ago,' said Mick. 'Perhaps even twenty-four,' said Larry. 'That is a distinct likelihood,' said Mick. 'Shall we search for new taxonomic categories?' suggested Larry. 'You mean to pass the time until our next cup of tea?' clarified Mick. 'Indeed so,' said Larry. 'What an excellent idea!' said Mick. 'Okay you start¦'
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Larry & Mick Go On an Archaeological Rampage - pt1: 'Doorstep'
'Ready?' said Larry. 'Ready!' said Mick. 'Let's go!' And with a Yee-Haa! and a Whoop-Di-Doo! , they hopped on their scooters and headed for the first area of archaeological interest, as indicated on the map they had drawn, entitled 'Areas of Archaeological Interest.' Larry was Indiana Jones. Mick was Lara Croft. Larry was looking forward to using his whip on all who stood between him and the Lost Treasures of the Ancient World. Mick was looking forward to getting off the scooter, as its seat was causing his thighs to chaff a bit.
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Larry & Mick Borrow a Time Machine and Take a Trip to the Old Wild West
'Raiders of the Lost Car Park by Robert Rankin, Falling Sideways by Tom Holt and a time machine.' 'Uhuh.' 'That will be £1.50 for a week's loan of the time machine.' 'What if I return it last Friday?' 'Erm...' 'Only joking! There you go' - Mick handed the librarian three shiny fifty pence pieces, gathered his stuff and left. Ooh, Larry will be so excited, thought Mick, as he trundled off down the road. Imagine the fun we can have with a time machine!
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Larry & Mick Build the Biggest Catapult Ever Seen Using Only the Contents of the Freezer
'What's that you've got in the freezer there, Larry?' 'An Enormous Catapult Making Kit.'
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Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg
'Are those eyeballs in the jar?' 'No, pickled eggs.' 'Shame. I do so like an eyeball with my battered jumbo sausage and chips.' 'Have a pickled egg,' suggested Mick. 'Begging you pardon?' said Larry. 'Live a little! Walk on the wild side! Push those boundaries to the limit! Have a-' 'Are you egging me on?'
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