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Daniel Hallington
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Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon
It was the last thing they expected to find in a stationer's. They had only gone in for a pencil sharpener, a small bag of elastic bands and a paper shredder, and they had come out with a racing pigeon. 'We've forgotten the pencil sharpener, the small bag of elastic bands and the paper shredder,' said Mick. 'Damn!' said Larry. 'But then we do have a racing pigeon,' said Mick.
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Larry and Mick Decide to Join the French Foreign Legion, But Lose Their Way And End Up In Brighton
'I'm bored,' said Larry. 'Let's give it all up and go and join the French Foreign Legion.' 'Righty-ho,' said Mick. 'Which way is it to France?' 'That-a-way!' And off they went.
Larry and Mick Decide to Have a Race Across the Desert Wearing Only Ballet Pumps With a Blue Satin Inlay...
'I've got an idea!' said Larry. 'Hang on, let me just finish this level of Devil May Cry 3: Danté's Awakening,' said Mick. 'Is that the stylish-but-violent gothic horror PS2 game which I got you for your birthday, involving a young half-human/half-demon fighting legions of the undead in a desperate bid to come to terms with his destiny?' 'No, that's Pac-Man,' said Mick. 'Damn, I always get those two mixed up.'
Larry and Mick Escape From a High Security State Correctional Facility
They didn't know what they had done. But they had somehow ended up in a high security state correctional facility. Somewhere in America. 'This is most unfortunate,' said Larry.
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Larry and Mick Discover the Delights of Sainsburys 3-Bean Soup
Soup comes in many forms, but you can't beat those of a thick and chunky texture...
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