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Randy Johnson

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The majority of the mentally ill are harmless

By randy-johnson on Sat, 27 Oct 2012

President Obama said something during his second debate that offended me. He said that guns should be kept out of the hands of the mentally ill.
Opinion
Non-fiction
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I don't sell beer to minors

By randy-johnson on Thu, 25 Oct 2012

When it comes to selling you beer, I will sell you none. You have no identification and you look under twenty-one. You come here and try to buy beer every day.
Miscellaneous
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Mitt Romney

By randy-johnson on Tue, 23 Oct 2012

I voted for Barack Obama four years ago. If you're wondering if I'm going to vote for him again, the answer is no. Two weeks from now I'm going to vote for Mitt Romney.
Opinion
Poem
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Chef Boyardee

By randy-johnson on Tue, 23 Oct 2012

There was a great chef who was born in Piacenza, Italy. This man eventually became known as Chef Boyardee. Boyardee made great food while he was alive.
Other Non-fiction
Poem
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A 2nd poem about Roger Williams

By randy-johnson on Tue, 23 Oct 2012

When you were born, you were destined to have a future that was very bright. You were a fantastic pianist and I've been listening to your records every night.
Other Non-fiction
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