Timmy D

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Till Death, or, A Wife's Message to Her Husband

Nobody told me this at my wedding, but “till death do you part” is bullshit. Mostly this is because nobody wants to kill the mood. It’s a wedding...

Intergalactic Space Cruise

The issue with humans is, they’re always screaming. If you ask the chefs on the ship, you’ll get conflicting advice on how to cook boiled Homo Saipan...

Good Advice

What nobody tells you about killing somebody is, you’ll never sleep again. It’s that, by 4 o’ clock in the morning, you’ve exhausted all of your...
Gold cherry

Bipolarparanoidschizophrenic

When I told the doctor about the people following me, he gave me pills. “These should help with the anxiety,” he said. What he didn’t say is how they...