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Butcher Boy ( Part 6, Gambling and Kids.)

Spending more time at the shop and Roys just spending!

  Butcher Boy ( Part 5, Roys Story)

The reason why Roy was so popular!

Butcher Boy ( Part 4, Learning the Ropes)

He's enjoying it but is there something else going on?

Butcher Boy ( Part 3, Back for More)

He,s back for more and loves it.

Butcher Boy ( Part Two, First Impressions)

It's bloody hard work!

'When I Was Young'

'Black Shoes/Prawn Sandwich Comp. Entry'

Butcher Boy ( Part One, Early Days).

Year is 1972 and the start of something big.

08/01/2012-Get your life together plan (a spark of genius)

bitching and moaning

07/01/2012 - did i jump or did i fall?

I decided to start a journal/diary where i can be protected by anonymity. They are truthful confessions and they come from the heart. It's not meant to be art but it's meant to be true.

Journal Progress - J2

Just boring notes - move on.

DOG TAILS 8: LIKE A DUCK TO WATER

Mac was equally at home in water (so long as it wasn’t in a bath tub).

Journal - Progress - J1

Back from my little break, lots to catch up on, backtracking ... Is that a smile or frown you're wearing??? Hmmm???

DOG TAILS 7: BAD DOG

The only time Mac ever wilfully disobeyed me was down to lust. We were walking through the tourist honey pot of Padley Gorge on a hot August Bank Holiday, people everywhere.

  DOG TAILS 6: HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE DOG WALKS INTO A PUB?

A surreal experience uncovers Mac's secret life and the invention of a new pub game.

DOG TAILS 5: CANINE COMMUNICATION

When there was nothing on the telly and he was looking for something to do in the evenings Mac would sit in the middle of the room to cover all the bases and communicate with his eyes.

  DOG TAILS 4:HE’S FOOTBALL CRAZY, HE’S FOOTBALL MAD

I figure that Mac’s parents were absolutely useless sheepdogs, which is why he and his siblings ended up for sale in commercial kennels in Nottingham.

DOG TAILS 3. GIVE A DOG A BONE

Mac gets away with assault with a deadly weapon.

DOG TAILS 2. FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Out in the countryside Mac never begged for food. He wasn’t interested in eating. As long as he had a stick to chew, as in the picture, he was happy.

DOG TAILS 1. A DOG IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST CHRISTMAS

This is the first of eight Dog Tails. (Sorry)