My Erect Penis

By magicdarer

Thu, 23 Aug 2012
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I am a whale
Swimming in the sea
I am a mountain
With green trees on my slope

I am the Colossos of Rhodes
I'll make your earth quake
I am the Chinese alphabet
A real tongue twister

I am a saturn 5 rocket
Running on liquid helium
I am Gibraltar
As hard as a rock

I am four charging elephants
In Indian heat
I am the state of New York
Wild and free

I am an Egyptian Pyramid
Climb to the top and find the Gold
I am Alton Towers
I can take you for one hell of a ride

I am the size
Of half a chipolata
And when it's cold
You can fit me in your purse

Certificate 15
Poem
Autobiography

Comments

Submitted by Syphon on
A mate of mine has got Irish tatooed on his Ive got Bosnia and Herzegovina on mine!

Submitted by celticman on
I'm not sure where mine is. I used to have one. It's probably wondering about lonely as a cloud somewhere. Not sure what Prince Albert is, really, I don't want to know.

 

Submitted by Jessiibear on
Hehe.

Jess <3

Submitted by Ed Crane on
When you say erect, do you mean it's a pillar of society?