We need to protect nature

I am disgusted
With this idea
Protecting our fragile Earth
Our delicate ecosystem
Where we so much
As let off our nether gases
too much
That the EU will
Give our asses
A ban

Get a grip environmentalists!
Please!
What you do is laudable
And like the Christan church
You do a whole lot of good
But FFS

IT IS NOT THE FUCKING EARTH
YOU ARE PROTECTING

THE EARTH IS FUCKING ROCK
AND GASES AND STUFF

YOU CANNOT DESTROY IT
NOT EVEN IF ALL THE NUKES EVER
MADE WERE DETONATED AT ONCE

GET REAL..

What our weekly recycling collections
and CO2 offsetting are doing is to:

SAVE HUMAN LIFE ON THE PLANET

not

SAVE THE FUCKING PLANET ITSELF;

THE PLANET ITSELF IS WELL 'ARRD'