Ifs Mutts and Babies

Aha!

Aha! Mr Cheeseman please sell me your wares! I'll have Roquefort and Edam and Cheddar Gorge Chairs but abandon the Brie for it makes my breath smell...

Brian

Brian didn't like Thursdays. When he was a child Thursday had always been Spinach Day, and he hated spinach. It made him sick. All those green slimy...

Carnegie Hall

"But I don't want to play the trumpet Ma! I want to play baseball with my friends!" "Don't argue with me Brian! You'll feel the back of my hand!" "...