Situation?
By Tom Brown
What situation?
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Dying In Debt
I want to go like my gangster Uncle Buster. Five hundred million in the red. Pulled off the highway in his Porsche shot in the head they drove off he...
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Falling in love
When a man and a woman fall in love Instructions STEPS Say a prayer 1. Say your final prayer 2. Mumble your last words 3. Put your head between your...
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Half - A - Bottle
cap cap cap off coke mix mix sweet thirst coke the bottle coca-cola lots of- ice double brandy lift glasses cheers! happiness vile brandy brandy...
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hickory dickory
hickory dickory dock the mouse ran around with the clock humpty dumpty had a big spoon the cat ran away with the moon the hunter and the honey hunted for the bunny
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its workin so wel!!
she ain got no mony her clothes aa kina fonny o but luv luv luv groze werr mirabel goze! she talks a kina lazy kina crazy her lifes a mistery! o o luv groze werr mirabel goze!
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Jokes aside!
Little Tommy Tucker Sings for his supper! - Wait! Shake-Shake! Shaky-shaky-shaky! Bubblegum-Milkshaky! - Did you see “Kissing Frogs” by Prince Cha...
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South-African Pastimes
Why have a picnic when you can put the table cloth under the table sit on the floor and throw sand over the food? On a sunny day by the seaside...
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Stand Up Comic
These days people just want to charge their batteries all the time for the rest they spend their life intensely “on your smutfone or tablet” whatever...
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the dude
Psychologist: “What is the trouble?” Patient: “It’s my memory.” Psychologist: “And when did this trouble start?” Patient: “What trouble?” $
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The other side
Pretoria 1986
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Warra warra What-what
The most lamentable tragedy of a dude and a lighty. x Main Manne What Counts : Dude (Hell-driver); Lighty (Giggles) Speedcops : Koos (Van der Merwe...
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What situation dude?
Each year at the conference, "And what is that?" The patient "It's my dog, Woofter. On his leash." "Sorry you'll have to stay a year longer." At last...
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Guns, Babies and Medicine
And how is your brother doing? He went to university he took medicine. Sorry to hear, is he feeling better? - Van der Merwe arrived in his grand...
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MANIFESTO
If I were King My Election Vows If I were King of the Earth there would be jobs for everyone everybody would have clean water and free electricity -...
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Admissions Ward
do you drink? bit early in the morning just a quick double oh. two sugar one milk for me thanks what does this mean? … people in grass houses must...
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