Situation?

By Tom Brown

What situation?

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Dying In Debt

By Tom Brown on Wed, 20 Jan 2021

I want to go like my gangster Uncle Buster. Five hundred million in the red. Pulled off the highway in his Porsche shot in the head they drove off he...
Miscellaneous
Non-fiction
Certificate U

Falling in love

By Tom Brown on Tue, 04 May 2021

When a man and a woman fall in love Instructions STEPS Say a prayer 1. Say your final prayer 2. Mumble your last words 3. Put your head between your...
Humour
Other
Certificate 18

Half - A - Bottle

By Tom Brown on Sun, 26 Jul 2020

cap cap cap off coke mix mix sweet thirst coke the bottle coca-cola lots of- ice double brandy lift glasses cheers! happiness vile brandy brandy...
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

hickory dickory

By Tom Brown on Thu, 24 Dec 2009

hickory dickory dock the mouse ran around with the clock humpty dumpty had a big spoon the cat ran away with the moon the hunter and the honey hunted for the bunny
Certificate U

its workin so wel!!

By Tom Brown on Sun, 09 Aug 2009

she ain got no mony her clothes aa kina fonny o but luv luv luv groze werr mirabel goze! she talks a kina lazy kina crazy her lifes a mistery! o o luv groze werr mirabel goze!
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Jokes aside!

By Tom Brown on Sat, 01 May 2021

Little Tommy Tucker Sings for his supper! - Wait! Shake-Shake! Shaky-shaky-shaky! Bubblegum-Milkshaky! - Did you see “Kissing Frogs” by Prince Cha...
Humour
Poem
Certificate 15

South-African Pastimes

By Tom Brown on Fri, 20 Jul 2018

Why have a picnic when you can put the table cloth under the table sit on the floor and throw sand over the food? On a sunny day by the seaside...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Stand Up Comic

By Tom Brown on Sat, 05 Jun 2021

These days people just want to charge their batteries all the time for the rest they spend their life intensely “on your smutfone or tablet” whatever...
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

the dude

By Tom Brown on Sun, 27 Sep 2009

Psychologist: “What is the trouble?” Patient: “It’s my memory.” Psychologist: “And when did this trouble start?” Patient: “What trouble?” $
Humour
Story
Certificate 18
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The other side

By Tom Brown on Tue, 22 Sep 2009

Pretoria 1986
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate U

Warra warra What-what

By Tom Brown on Mon, 24 Feb 2014

The most lamentable tragedy of a dude and a lighty. x Main Manne What Counts : Dude (Hell-driver); Lighty (Giggles) Speedcops : Koos (Van der Merwe...
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

What situation dude?

By Tom Brown on Mon, 28 Aug 2017

Each year at the conference, "And what is that?" The patient "It's my dog, Woofter. On his leash." "Sorry you'll have to stay a year longer." At last...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

Guns, Babies and Medicine

By Tom Brown on Sat, 22 Apr 2023

And how is your brother doing? He went to university he took medicine. Sorry to hear, is he feeling better? - Van der Merwe arrived in his grand...
Humour
Story
Certificate U

MANIFESTO

By Tom Brown on Sun, 28 Apr 2024

If I were King My Election Vows If I were King of the Earth there would be jobs for everyone everybody would have clean water and free electricity -...
Humour
Story
Certificate U
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