Tales From The Tough Side

Urban Verse

Strange love

Strange love It's strange how you told me I love you Now you're telling me go rot in hell Perhaps when You're saying I love you You mean I love you...

i Friend

So is this what life’s about? The gift that progress lends, You’re far too busy friending folk, To actually make friends. You’ve no time to wait around,
Cherry

Meeting The Mistress

You’re late, I know, I’ll go, No stay, Don’t frown, Sit down, Right here, You may, You’ve changed, Much thinner, Where’s dinner? Chinese, My gosh!, My noodles, The poodle,

Interview

So you say that it wasn’t your boy’s old son, You weren’t there when the offie got done, And you’re sayin’ it isn’t your style old son, But you know that the bookies got spun.

Not Dead, Just Sleeping

They wheeled me out of the house that day, A heavy and cumbersome load, The skies were full and typically grey, As we crossed a familiar road.

Fauxlebrity

Look at me celebrity, A product of reality, I’ll sell myself for any fee, And act it out on bad TV. Oh Paparazzi I’ll agree, Just tell me who I need to be,

Office Jargon

It’s an all hands meeting, We can bring it to the table, Grab it from the business end, Cut the mustard if we’re able. If we drive beyond the headlights, Get our ducks all in a row,

Planet Hunting

I once went planet hunting, And looking from above, I saw a world of blue and green, A world I though I loved. I saw green trees and sparkling seas, And mountains tipped in white,
Cherry

Starbucked!

They have double macchiato’s And Latte’s with a twist. Fine festive flavoured favourites, From their fair trade coffee list. There’s the triple...
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