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"Hope you didn't mind me walking in." she said guiltily, she must have caught the fact I felt put upon.
"Nah, you're alright," I said quietly, "Want a coffee?"
"Yeah," she said, "I've got college later, are you there today?"
"No. Day off. I do day release on Thursday."
"How is everything? Any better?"
"No. I'm still being tormented. It was about missing letters again today. And do you know what!"
"What?"
"Someone was lying on the floor upstairs - whether it was over my head or just where-ever they actually are - I don't know, and said he was trying to loosen my hair so it would all fall out!"

I gawped at her. Was she making it up? "Did you feel any pain?"
"Yes!" she said, "I got this ache in one particular part of my head. I put my hand over it, and rubbed my scalp. Then he was moaning about that, and getting up off the floor and going."
"Are they witches?"
"Makes me wonder. Could be Evilisticks!"
"Witch Hunters? Blimey. I thought they'd buried all those under the crossroads...."

"That machine they use, does it have an impact on the hair too?"
"Yes, mine goes all lank, and it does seem to have got a lot less thick."
"I saw someone on the bus the other day out of Norwich, whose hair looked really bad. I'm wondering how many folk are
'treated' in this way, and never know it..." I ventured. I wasn't sure of the facts... Phyliss would have laughed at my conjectures. However you never got anywhere if you didn't try to work out things.

"I don't know how to stop them. Wearing a black woolly hat helps. Leaving the tv on mute drives them batty. They can't quite say where you are. The movement of light and dark really spins them out!"
"Right I'll write that down." I smoothed down my leggings, and wondered if I could get her to help me attach the new leggings jewelry that I'd invented, it needed clipping on. "You know most people would put hair thinning down to your age?"
"Yes, I bet thats why they don't usually start under a certain age."

She picked up the leggings jewelry and laughed. "I picked up some fake face studs only to find they were to stick on elsewhere. Vsomething! What will you call these?"
"Haven't thought of a name. Leggings Jewelry? I love you to help me put some on. It has to be clipped."
She worked out the clasp. "Yes, got it. Where do you want it?"

I find bending to one side difficult. So she clipped on for me easily enough. Then I went off to have a look.

"It's not bad!" I said at last, satisfied. "Not too much?"
"No." Kitty confirmed wandering around me. "I suppose you could clip those to anything?"
"Have you an idea?"
Kitty giggled. "Lots!"