Facebook Star Trek Trek's to Gilligan's Island

These are the voyages of the Facebook Starship Enterprise. It’s 5 minute mission to explore strange new posts, to seek out new threads and idiotic rhetoric, to un-boldly go where no Facebooker has gone before.

Spock: Captain, I’m reading a distress signal from a remote uninhabited island – highly illogical.

Bones: It’s that green blood of yours Spock. You’re always overanalyzing you pointed eared Vulcan.

Scotty: AYE, dis calls for a drink eh lads?

Kirk: Put a cork in it Scotty. I MUST… investigate! RED ALERT!! LOL, I love doing that.

Spock: I’ve pinpointed the location captain.

Kirk: Scotty, beam us down you skirt wearing lush…

Kirk: All right Scotty, you’ve sent us to a women’s Zumba class again. It was funny like the first 50 times!

Scotty: LMAO! Wait… SULU! I told you lad, hands off my kilt man!

Spock: Captain, we’re close now, just ahead is the origin of the signal.

Bones: OMG, it’s the professor sending signals with his coconuts using magnetized Gilligan for power!

Gilligan: Captain! I’m such a huge fan! Can I have your autograph James Tiberius Kirk?

Kirk: Phasers on stun, fire away… NOW!

Skipper: Gilligan little buddy, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. You got us phasered and you know about my ongoing cholesterol and heart conditions you idiot!

Maryanne/Ginger: Ahh, breaker breaker 1-9, HELP! Some drunken dude in a dress beamed us into his room and suggested disgustingly erogenous activities. Like, EWWW!

Kirk: Bones, do something!

Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor, not a deviant pervert counselor.

Kirk: No you psycho, go up and video it on your iPhone, this has YouTube written all over it!

To be discontinued…