The Kind Folk

Hey, what've you got in the bucket?

 

It's the wolfman's head

 

Let's have a look

 

No, it's too dangerous. You can have his glasses though

 

Really? Cheers

 

We're going to bury it. Come along if you like.

 

I dunno, I'm supposed to be waiting for doomsday.

 

We're having cake and lemonade

 

What kind of cake?

 

A Victoria sponge

 

Okay then

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Hey, what've you got in you pocket?

 

It's the old professor's timepiece

 

Let's have a look

 

No, it's too valuable. You can have his gloves though

 

Really? Cheers

 

We're going to set it free. Come along if you like.

 

I dunno, I'm supposed to be waiting for doomsday.

 

We're having games and toys

 

What kind of games?

 

An egg and spoon race

 

Okay then

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Hey, what've you got in the bag?

 

It's the old witch woman's sad lost child

 

Let's have a look

 

No, it's too vulnerable. You can have her teeth though

 

Really? Cheers

 

We're going to burn it up. Come along if you like.

 

I dunno, I'm supposed to be waiting for doomsday.

 

We're having songs and stories

 

What kind of songs and stories

 

Christmas carols and fairy tales

 

Okay then

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Oh but my, what a beautiful pair of glasses you wear!

 

Yes, the kind folk of the village gave them to me while I had to wait.

 

What did you have to wait for?

 

The coming of a doomsday but we had cake and lemonade, so it wasn't all that bad.

 

Have I missed it?

 

No, my pretty little girl walking through the woods, you haven't missed it yet.

 

Oh but my, what a delightful pair of gloves you wear!

 

Yes, the kind folk of the village gave them to me while I had to wait.

 

What did you have to wait for?

 

The coming of the doomsday but we had such lovely games and toys, so it wasn't all that bad.

 

Have I missed it?

 

No, my pretty little girl wearing her red cloak, you haven't missed it yet.

 

Oh but my, what an enchanting set of teeth you wear!

 

Yes, the kind folk of the village gave them to me while I had to wait.

 

What did you have to wait for?

 

The coming of this doomsday but we had fairy tales and carols, so it wasn't all that bad.

 

Have I missed it?

 

No, my pretty little red riding hood, you're right about on time.