Tomorrow is Another Day

Cherry

By Bee

Tue, 23 Sep 2014
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17 comments
 

Breakfast:
a boiled egg,
no toast -
(with a scratch of butter)
+ Vitamins.

Lunch:
a pot of yogurt,
an apple
and some blueberries -
after a 2 minute jog -

on the spot.

 

Dinner:
Protein (of some description)
runner beans 
and, or - peas.
Watch TV.
Bath

Before bed:
Apple.

Banana.

 

Packet of crisps, 
bar of chocolate,
butter fudge,

a cake

and another cake.

Another packet of crips,

some cheese and crackers

a bottle of wine,

 

and a grape...

Start again tomorrow.

Certificate PG
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Comments

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

haha - this is brilliant!

 

Submitted by Bee on

Oh thanks insert. 

Bee

Submitted by Bee on

Thank you for those shiny cherries!

Bee

Submitted by Philip Sidney on

Sounds like my dieting, very funny.

Submitted by Bee on

Ha ha! Thanks Philip. 

Bee

Submitted by jeand on

Hi Bee

I started out thinking how disciplined and good you were being - but then we got down to the reality.

Very true to life.

Jean

Jean Day

Submitted by Silver Spun Sand on

Loved it, Beesmiley

Tina

 

Submitted by VeraClark on

laugh

 

Submitted by Bee on

smiley

Bee

Submitted by Ray Schaufeld on

Bee, this is not enough to keep a fly alive ... until the end! Very real, I have just consumed a 120g box of fantail shortbread, it's all or nowt for me, can't just have the one.

Submitted by Bee on

I know what you mean, Elsie. I really admire those who can have just one chocolate from a box, per night.

Thanks.

Bee

Submitted by jolono on

My kind of diet!

 

Submitted by Bee on

Thanks jolono. Perhaps we should get together and write a book.

Bee

Submitted by torscot on

Hello Bee.

May I suggest you pop over and read Mr T Oblongs        "Urge fo Offal"

All  your dietry needs will be met in full, plus Jolono's tripe.

Regards

torscot

Submitted by Bee on

Hi torscot.

Thanks for the recommendations.

Bee

Submitted by forest_for_ever on

Oh boy! This sooooooo hits the spot.  I would have given this one the entire Cherry Tree. It's so me.

Brilliant

 

Submitted by Bee on

Ah thanks Forest. Glad you liked it.

Bee