Freebirds 4

By Steve

Tue, 04 Nov 2014
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What's your name?

Karol.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

An impregnated chicken.

Are you a Catholic?

No a positivist.

(Barbara suspects that Steve is a Sartean Existentialist posing as a Protestant.)

You passed the test.

I have a question?

No.

 

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Submitted by Hydra on

Not being a philosopher, I'm not sure about this. But I have to confess I like the way the obscurity affects only dumb asses like me - gives it a sort of intamacy. Do I understand it? Nope. Not in the slightest.  

Submitted by Steve on

Well, I've switched the way I write. I'm not trying to write diffcultly. I'm actually trying to write clearly.

 

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It should really be hen or the egg, right?

An impreganted chicken. The hen with child, the egg. If so, then you needed a rooster outside of the hen or the egg to impregnate the hen.

 

The rooster represents God. The hen is the Virgin Mary. The egg is Christ. Therefore, he's a Catholic pretending that he is a positivist.