Donald Trump,Thank You......2016.

Donald Trump,Thank You....

Who's it gonna be Donald or Hillary, we don't have long to wait and see

Who would you vote for, if you had the chance, she asked

I'd vote for Donald for the entertainment value, see

Are you mad, are you insane, she screamed

That man is a megalomaniac, isn't that plain

Well I could not have that Hillary in that office over there

Such a boring woman, she'd have me pulling out my hair

How she drones on, and on with all the charisma of a tree

Listen here to me, she said. If you were to vote for him, then we as a couple would be dead

What do you mean by that, I asked

That our relationship would be no more

Yeah, that's right she roared, done and dusted, and out the door

Hang on a tick I said to her, as she made a break to escape

Is what your saying to me, we as a couple would cease to be

But we ain't even American, we can't even vote

Surely to God we ain't gonna fall out over something, that's miles away and so remote

Yes, she said definitely, that's just how it is going to be

It's all about the policies, can't you see

It's how they effect others, not just you and me

Are you saying to me, I enquired, how they are as people, she so boring, he seems quiet wired

Have no impact on their suitability to be sitting in the Whitehouse

It has some impact, yes, she agreed

But the bottom line is this, she said, and get this straight inside your head

If I hear you say one more time, and I know and sense you ain't lying

It's Donald Trump for me, then you and I are finished, end of story

I lay back upon my bed, contemplating what she said

Was this all my dreams come true, that I could be rid of her, like you do, so easily

I could lay the blame at the feet of Hillary

I laughed till I cried, then I smiled and said, It's Donald Trump for me

That's it ,she said, Get out before you're dead, you'll never lay your head in my bed again

So I happily complied with her suggestion and order, and left the house with great speed

In any case I have faith in Donald, I don't think he is going to do any real evil deeds

I'd say a lot of it is bluff and bluster, what he says from the stage, and when interviewed on tv

I mean nobody could be that mad, could they......? It's only entertainment, see

Mind I hope I'm right about that…

But I couldn't have Hillary in the White House over there

That boring woman, with her not too bad looking hair

When I see Hillary on tv, I feel physically sick to my insides,see

That indicates to me that there is something very wrong, with the person I see in front of me

Is it psychic intuition that's giving me permission, to call her out like I do

I say there's something that isn't really right with you

Are you lying, hiding and denying, what it is that we should see

I know politics is a dirty game, but there is something about you, that don't add up

What about that fall you had on tv, should we be worried, should we be scared

Are you taking psychiatric drugs as you comb your hair, to make it seem like you actually care

Are you getting zonked out like a zombie, as we watch you on tv

Hillary has an attitude when I see her on tv, hard to put my finger on it

But I know for sure there's something wrong

She seems so self assured in a schmaltzy kind of way, that she has nothing to worry about, come election day

Does she know something we don't know, could it be true what Donald says, it's all rigged in her favour

I mean how can you trust someone who hides 3000 emails under the table

I believe she'd be too handy with her finger on the nuclear switch, it would be easy to call her, an evil war mongering witch

In my view both candidates are a prime example of the human race gone wrong

Is this what happens with extreme wealth, does it all go to your head, does the fame game make you insane

For either to get into the White House, that could cause us all to die, Hillary with her boring finger on the trigger

Donald pointing the finger at Mexicans and Muslims, accusing and asking reasons why

That kind of chat could cause much resentment and anger, among these he points the finger at

That is not a clever strategy in the cold light of day

As we know where that can lead, and for real may cause many to bleed

Some Muslims and those in Isis, who are convinced they know what right is

Are not known for their sense of humour and joy

You're both too old to be President, you'd be out of touch with a lot of people, the youth for one

Maybe some of them would like to run for a gun, and shoot you down

As your swanning round the country, making speeches and causing others to frown

In any case Hillary, you've had your turn in the big White house on Capitol Hill

Although it was Bill who was out front and centre, but we are fairly sure as you ironed his drawers

You were not shy in coming forward with advice as his loving wife, how to sort out the world, and help him with his choices

Of course, there's that area that we'll not investigate too much. His infidelity was plain to see, to all of us who were watching

I'll bet you didn't offer advice, on which woman he should call in the middle of the night

But that's a different chapter, that was a different time. So we will let that lay where it is, and not go digging in that dark mine

All joking aside I don't want to die, cause some pensioner get's it wrong in the Whitehouse

Throwing us all into war with enemies unseen, or even those who are out front and centre

America again, sticking its oar in, as the world's self appointed Policeman

Who asked them to do that, at the drop of a hat, sending the troops, the navy and the air

force in

Committing their sins and crimes they deny, and lie about, all in the name of democracy

Causing death, destruction, madness and mayhem.

Upsetting the natives who may one day come back and slay them

As they bring the war back to America's door

Hillary ain't much good, but Trump he ain't much better. Not paying proper taxes since forever

The disrespectful way he speaks about the female race, when he ain't standing with them face to face

Or believes he'll be caught out publicly

I 'm not saying it's a disgrace, but it ain't great, is it

One of them is going to win, and that's going to be a sin, then we'll be stuck with them for the next four years or so

Unless of course someone with a sense of honour and respect, decides to shoot them dead

When they make it to the White House door, and then they would be no more

But that's America for you, it's a mad country, as are the people within

To even elect candidates such as this for their presidential stream

How can they do that, what does it mean. Can you not see it's really obscene

Now Hillary has the FBI on her tail once again, she's asking them to be open, transparent and clear

Does this not sound like kettle, pot and black. Has this woman no fear. Where did she get the gall to make such a call

The gumption to assume that we as the public watching, would not draw our own conclusions

About what is, and is not the truth

Brazen hussy, is what we'd call her here. Don't think it will make much difference over there

She's one tough cookie that's for sure, the way she keeps banging on the White House door

One of them is going to win, and will be sitting in the Whitehouse

What more can I say, come election day, I will be scratching my head like the rest of us. Anyway that's my take on American politics as I watch the two contenders at the gate

 

But I have more pressing matters on my plate, as I contemplate my life as a single guy once again

Back to reality , and my life as it is. I am out of a relationship that was going nowhere

Doomed to failure from the start, I could tell right away it had no heart

But sometimes loneliness will keep you stuck like glue, in relationships, had you a better choice you would not do

So thanks to a political fallout in a country far away

I can say Donald Trump, thank you. I am a free man today.

                                                                                                                                                                             Michael.

                                                                                                                                                                                  26-Oct-2106.