Island Hideaway 14 - the return of purple shirted hand-jive goth girl
By Terrence Oblong
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Her phone number wasn't totally illegible, there were only a couple of digits completely missing, the rest were readable or guessable. I spent the next few days ringing every combination. I confused a lot of people, got a lot of students out of bed on a Saturday morning and frightened my fair share of old ladies. On the 57th call I got lucky. It was a Sarah house, though Sarah wasn't there.
Of course, there are enough Sarahs in the universe to fill a small city, it took another three attempts before I found a Sarah to speak to and joy-of-joys it was the right Sarah. It was purple shirted hand jive goth Sarah.
"You twat," she said when I told what had happened with the phone number. "And I thought you were playing it cool."
"No, I was playing it 'twat in blind panic'."
She laughed.
We talked for twenty minutes, saying nothing of importance. When the call ended, I realised I still didn't know anything about her, other than that she was called Sarah. And I had her phone number now.
We met up that Sunday night in the Builders, near town. Although I lived two miles away it was a regular hang-out of mine, a convenient gathering-place near town, it served Reverend James and was roomy enough to find a space of your own. I'd been there the night before with Mo, and on Friday with Kaz. The barmaid glared at me, 'you tart', she clearly thought. 'I'm not a tart', I thought back, 'I haven't had sex in over a year, Kaz and Mo are just friends. This is the one I'm interested in.'
Sarah was wearing a purple shirt, though not the purple shirt she'd worn to Barons. "I have lots of purple shirts", she explained. Probably just as well, given the nick-name I'd given her.
We exchanged life histories, laughed at things that weren't funny, talked literature, university, music, goths, got another funny look from the barmaid when we went for a second drink and kissed, right there in front of the barmaid.
"The barmaid thinks I'm a tart," I said at the end of the kiss, fearing that she might say something, or possibly slip Sarah a note on a beermat. She was that sort of barmaid.
“Are you a tart?” she asked.
"NO," I said, in capital letters, "It's just that I was here last night with my friend Kaz. Eddie was supposed to be with us but he was given a final, final deadline on an essay so in the end we went for a drink without him."
"That hardly makes you a tart," Sarah said.
"Then there was Mo on Friday night," I said.
"You tart," Sarah said. We kissed again, more passionately than the last time, as if Sarah had upped her game in light of the new-found rivals.
It was the perfect evening. She was everything I'd hoped for: single, a student (second year history), purple-shirted, not a goth merely friends with goths who dragged her to the dance-floor with them.
She lived in Brynmill, in a shared house. I was going her way. "I'm going your way," I said, although in truth it was a long walk to Clyne and I usually caught a bus.
"I suppose I can't stop you walking my way then," she said.
I walked her way.
Outside of her house she said "This is my house." We kissed. My hand started to feel its way inside. She stopped me suddenly.
"You can't come in," she said.
"Oh," I said. Honestly, it was the last thing on my mind, I was checking that your bra was positioned comfortably.
"It's awkward," she said. What, her bra?
"Oh," I said.
"I'm still living with my ex. I don't mean living in that sense, but we're in the same shared house. I can't really bring anyone home until one of us moves out."
"Oh," I said.
"Maybe next time we'll go for a drink near your place."
"It sounds like a plan," I said. It was nice to get away from the 'oh's. We kissed again.
I skipped away. When I reached the bus stop I realised I'd missed the last bus home. Never mind, I skipped all the way home.
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So far, so good! Our hero
So far, so good! Our hero has found his Sarah. Oh, the sadness of those pubs!
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perfectly paced. Not sure I
perfectly paced. Not sure I believe her..
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