iEssex

iEssex

basically 

every sentence in essex

starts with basically

and ends in babe

babe

and basically

essex is actually

made up out of

e’s and sex

to compliment our favourite pastimes

outfoxing old bill

with skunk farms and raves

for all the wide boy djs

and flash harry big gobs

splash the cash on pukka pimped rides

soundtracked

d&b hip hop and uk grime

then cruise down

the seafront

giving it the big ‘un

babe

basically though

it’s a well known statistic

there’s more boob silicon

bouncing around basildon 

than the rest of the country

put together

and that’s without 

taking into consideration

romford chigwell or epping

babe

basically babe

if some boy asks me

about where i’m from

i usually say

basically

i come from near kent

babe