Words that sound rude but aren't

Facund Means eloquent.

Anything in German!

I think you mean fecund - as in I've got a fecund good mind???????

facund, fecund, both are good 'flange' is a positively disgusting word (lots of 'F's so far)

Minginess. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

Erm, it means tightness . . . as in not buying your round at the pub! Minge-ee-ness. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

titular Probably pronounced tight-ular... & meaning the character in the title of a film, book or whatever (e.g. Superman in 'Superman' or John Constantine in 'Constantine') ...but could be pronounced tit-ular... & be used as a criteria for assessing the quality of porn ('titularity'). :-) * P * :-)

'squib', which sounds like something obscene... 'obfuscate' 'salubrious' (somehow reminds me of licking one's eyebrows)

niggard (that got an American politician in trouble once even though it has nothing to do with the racial slur)

Can't believe no one's done 'masticate' yet. Slackers!

Chit, as in 'don't give me that chit' Shag, as in shag-pile (a stack of inter-leaved sex addicts?) Prick, as in 'don't prick yourself whilst pruninmg the bushes' ( no wanking in the rosery) Dick, as in 'Has anybody seen my Dick?', which is what Pauline would say in the bar when he was having an extra beer in the pub across the street. Cock, .... well you get the idea I'm just thankful that I managed to get in here with out signing in three times, giving a urine sample and being finger-printed!

Friggate

Frigger (a little glass sculpture, apparently) :-) * P * :-)

Gruff - plain speaking, down to earth .

There's a word in Portuguese for fork that is pronounced focker. Always made me smile and grimace at the same time.

"Chit" is a real word George...Used in the US Navy, normally defines a request or official document. "Fill out a request chit for that"

I'm very well. And you? (lets out more slack in line)