Ugh

Man is rude
And man is crass.
Hairy back
And hairy ass.

Man is beast
And man is hog.
Man is toad
And man is dog.

Man is fair,
But man is cruel.
Man is fire,
Man is fuel.

Man is motor,
Man is car.
Man is oil,
Man is tar.

Man is dirt
And man is slime.
Man in pub
Till closing time.

Man is phlegm
And man is snot.
You had birthday,
Man forgot.

Drinking whisky,
Drinking beer.
Knowing all
Except for fear.

Voice is strong
And voice is gruff.
Dick as long
As face is rough.

Scratching arse
And scratching crotch.
Can always pull,
But likes to watch.

Man is stone,
Man is rock.
The whole wide world
Is on his cock.

Works all day
Cos' he's breadwinner.
When he gets home
He wants his dinner.

Smells of grease
And smells of sweat.
He is master,
She's his pet.

Man is blind,
He piss on seat,
Piss on floor
And piss on feet.

Man is river,
Man is deep,
Fucks his wife
Then falls asleep.

Man is house
And man is brick,
Till man wakes up
Without his dick.

Man was wild,
Man was free.
Man was fine,
Till he met she.