Club Man of Barnet

Sauntering, swaggering, dragging his foot
The club man of Barnet came by
Pin stripes, wide lapels and crutch
The club man of Barnet came by

Following, hiding, ducking and diving
The club man of Barnet came by
Gun in his pocket and fingering the locket
The club man of Barnet came by

The honey, his missus, his old rag and dishes
The club man of Barnet came by
Had cheated him badly and now quite sadly
The bastard who shagged her must die