Save the planet...!

Dear Friends of the Earth,

It seems that this summer is even hotter than the last. With each
hotter summer the problem of 'Global Warming' is becoming more and more
of an issue.

I have researched long and hard into this matter and discovered that
the household refrigerator is one of the major contributors to this
problem.
It would be asinine to consider disposing of this marvellous invention,
as it has become an essential part of all of our lives. How else I
wonder could I keep my veal, foie gras and Moet cool.

However, I believe that I have stumbled upon a remedy to counteract the
adverse effects caused.
The idea sprang to mind last evening after returning from the Beau ford
hunt. After a day of exhaustive but successful pest control I felt
overheated and truly parched, so I headed for the refrigerator. Upon
opening the door I was refreshed by an overwhelming blast of cool air,
which was new to me but obviously not the butler. Suddenly my superior
mind went into overdrive.

Refrigerator
----------------- = Global Warming
Door Closed

Refrigerator
----------------- = Global Cooling
Door Open

Hey presto!

Who needs Flash Gordon? I believe that I single handily have saved the
planet.
I have already encouraged over 1000 friends and friends of friends and
friends of friends of friends to put my formula into practice by
leaving their refrigerator doors open for 2 hours every evening.

I would like to hear your response on this discovery and whether you
will consider supporting my 'Cool the Earth guys' campaign,
I also recently sent correspondence of this campaign to the Queen and
am expecting Royal acknowledgment and a possible Knighthood.

Yours truly,

Mr Ofar Quarson.