Randy Sod

Handy Hole

I've got a hole in my pocket,
It comes in rather handy,
Easy access to my willy,
When I'm feeling randy,

Even as I talk to you,
It's starting to arouse,
Cos I'm not looking at your face,
I'm staring down your blouse.

You suffer from protruding nipple problem,
PNP for short,
I'm really glad I made this hole,
Feels nicer than I thought.

Oh Christ I can see right up your skirt,
No knickers, just your socket,
Oh no I've gone and blown the lot,
Another sticky pocket!!