X - times new roman kisses

I don't want your times new roman kisses
But they're better than nothing
And as I sit here reading your email
They make me feel vaguely loved
Although I know they are universal
They are the same kisses your mother gets
And your sister
And probably your ex girlfriend too
And if we're honest here
Millions of people get times new roman kisses
Every day
So they are not exclusive
And in a way that suits us
And our open relationship
But they're better than nothing
And as I sit here reading your email
I remember the last time I saw you
And the kisses were not
Times new roman
Or anything you could give to your mother
I lick my lips and press them together
I want you naked and pressed against me
I don't want your times new roman kisses
But they're better than nothing
And as I sit here reading your email
I think of you and smile.