Free and Easy

I am free and easy
But you're getting over sleazy
And I think its time don't you?
That we went home?

Not in this cab together
As I'm really unsure whether
We two strangers should
Be left here on our own.

Now you decide to vomit
And my coat has some on it
And I'm definitely going
Home alone.

So I step into the taxi
And I settle on my jacksy
And I call my lover on
His mobile phone.

I say, babe I'm feeling easy
And this man was rather sleazy
And I'm heading round to yours
On my way home.

But he seems to be quite busy
With this girl who he calls Lizzie
So I tell the driver stop
And then I groan

I tell him that I'm easy
And that bloke was rather sleazy
And I'd like to go straight back
And change my mind

So we get there and I find him
And I say I'm up for grinding
If he fancies it and would he
Be so kind?

He accepts my invitation
Almost without hesitation
And we go back to find the cab
And jump right in.

I tell him my sad story
And he shows me all his glory
And we're right there in the taxi
It's no sin!

I am free and easy
And he's really way too sleazy
And I think it's time don't you?
That he came in?

Next morning things are different
When he tells me he's in accounts
And married
With kids.

Beware the free and easy
And the really rather sleazy
And I think its time don't you?
That you went home?