GEEZER BIRD

She's a bit of a geezer bird.

She drinks lager by the six-pack.

She can punch a front door so hard,

That its surrounding walls all crack.



In her youth, she was a tomboy,

And would often be climbing trees.

Now she can pull trees down to earth,

Whilst being on her sturdy knees.



She is known as a geezer bird,

She's firm and won't take any crap.

Her new partner complements her;

He's a bit of a girly chap.





Around 2004