JUST ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY!

Soon it will be Valentine's Day.

Will you send lots of love to me,

In a ludicrously large card,

With a soft, fluffy pink bunny?



Will you give me sickly chocolates,

So sweet that my tongue will complain?

Will you say just how much I mean,

Although you've forgotten my name?



Will you put something together;

Songs you've 'dedicated' to me,

Like 'Leave me alone', 'Go away',

And (about somebody else;) 'She'.



Will you make me a funky cake,

Iced with red letters, "I love you."

Will you do that? Of course you won't!

And I won't do that for you too.





Around 2004