BAD BEHAVIOUR?

"I hate the way my wife behaves:

She squirts brown sauce down her cleavage.

And she likes covering her breasts,

With two leaves of a white cabbage.

She slides her hands up cucumbers,

In such a way it makes me cringe.

And I have to cover my eyes,

When she starts rubbing an orange."

"She's just trying to spice things up.

I don't see what's embarrassing."

"I'll tell you what's embarrassing;

She does all that when we're shopping."




Around 2004