QUIRKY CHERRY CRUSH

"He's got a crush on a cherry."



"Cherry's the name of some girl, right?"



"No, the cherry's a small red fruit;

He's going out with 'her' tonight.

It seems so crazy, doesn't it?"



"It does, but it could be worse, mate;

Imagine how daft it would sound,

If your son was dating a date."



"But he knows I dislike cherries!

I think he's being so unfair.

After all, I've always taught him,

To get his hands on a nice pear."