A LOT OF DON'Ts

'Don't you forget about me'; Though we've not properly met.
'Don't give up on us baby'; Though we're not a couple yet.

'Don't call me baby' - I'm trying reverse psychology.
'Don't you want me baby'; Yes; if your taste's changed
drastically.

'Don't let the sun go down on me'; Who'd wish for such a thing?!
'Don't throw your love away'; Not when the bin's overflowing.

'Don't walk away'; Do a funny dance so I can chuckle.
'Don't tell me'; That you are going to tell me bugger all.

'Don't marry her'; She's been married twelve times, so use your
head.
'Don't stop'; I'm really peckish, so keep buttering that bread.

'Don't ask me why'; For you know full well why I don't know why.
'Don't speak'; We're doing a minute's silence for I'm dead; sly.

'Don't it make you feel good'; When you get your grammar correct.
'Don't look back in anger'; If you're mad, at least be direct.

'Don't be cruel'; I don't have a masochistic tendency.
'Don't cry for me Argentina'; Other countries, feel free.

22 February 2005