T. Fairy Wings - Part 10

Wallace arrived for work the following morning with the fairy in his
briefcase and butterflies in his stomach. In his mind he was already
spending the money. He walked into the lobby to find Jim and Dimitri
waiting for him, Dimitri was flanked on either side by two enormous and
mean looking Gnomes, they were both at least two foot ten inches, maybe
two eleven.

"Hello Wallace". Said Dimitri, he looked grave.

"What's going on Jim?" Wallace asked.

"Sorry Wal." Said Jim.

"Jim has told me how you are going back on our deal Wallace."

Wallace looked at the other Gnome. "We do not have a deal." He said,
trying to keep his voice level. He looked around for a tower security
guard but did not see one.

Dimitri said. "It is not good to try and fuck me Wallace."

"I didn't." Wallace protested.

"I am a very important Gnome Wallace."

"I'm sure you are."

"Not many people are trying to fuck me Wallace."

"Neither am I, really."

"Do you know why they are not trying to fuck me Wallace."

"Because you're a very important Gnome?"

"Because I will fuck them back, I will fuck them back harder and
than they fucked me and they know this."

"Oh."

"Do you think I should fuck you hard Wallace."

"Oh no."

"I will not be fucking you Wallace, although you deserve to be
fucked."

"You won't?"

"Even though you go behind my back with a Nymph," Dimitri spat the
word Nymph, "and this is very bad thing, I will not be fucking you. Do
you know why I will not be fucking you Wallace?"

"No."

"I will not be fucking you because I do not need to."

"You don't?"

"You are not important enough to fuck."

"I'm not?"

"I am very important Gnome."

"Yes, you said."

"But you are not important Gnome."

"You're right, I'm not."

"And you have much debt."

Wallace started. "What?"

"Jim tells me you have much debt, to very bad Gnomes, this is not
good thing."

Wallace looked at Jim who said "Sorry Wal."

"Even though you try and fuck me," continued Dimitri, "I am
considering you my friend and I do not want to fuck you and I want to
help you with your bad debt. All debt is bad debt Wallace, I know
this."

Wallace said "Well?" but could not think of anything to say.

"So I think that if I buy your debt I can help you and I will not
need to fuck you. I am thinking this is a good thing."

"Err."

Dimitri's countenance changed entirely, he smiled broadly and
slapped Wallace on the back and said "So I do this. I buy your debt and
now you owe money to me."

"I do?"

"Yes Wallace, you do. Is this not good thing. Now you are my Gnome
and I can help you sell fairy wings again."

"What?"

"I think you use Nymph to sell fairy wings is very good idea. Nymph
often are catching fairies, it appears not stolen."

"It isn't stolen."

"Not from nymph it is not. But remember Wallace, Nymph is tricksy.
It will fuck you if it can and take money."

"Oh I don't think she'd do that."

"I cannot have Nymph fucking Wallace so I will protect you, and
because you are my Gnome and deal is now my deal I will charge it small
percentage and we will both fuck it instead of it fucking us." Dimitri
laughed heartily, slapping Wallace hard on the back several times. Then
he stopped laughing and became serious again and the two large Gnomes
stepped forwards. "Where and when is deal?"

Wallace looked across at Jim who looked back sheepishly. One of the
large Gnomes cracked his knuckles.

Wallace said "Eleven o-clock on the top ring."

Dimitri laughed again and slapped Wallace on the back again and
walked away taking his two large Gnomes with him. Jim scampered off in
the other direction before Wallace could say anything.