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Last night at the Bull was rather quite Dull
Cos' the girls now who prop up the bar
Have all disapeared in a big puff of smoke
To end up in Lloret De Mar

There's Lindsey and Tracy and Lindsy as well
The mainland of Spain will be hotter than Hell
No-one has rung up to tell us they're there
The Spanish DJ's will all pull out their hair?

There's only a week, they cannot stay longer
The fella that's Tracy's is hung like a conger
Linseys first visit to Lloret De Mar
Ended up with a bloke in an old Fiat car

He was'nt all Spanish he was'nt all French
The car he was driving he'd found in a trench
At Lindsey's first conquest she didn't show fear
She wasn't to know that the fella was queer

The week has gone quickly, it's Saturday agen'
The girls are just landing, we don't know when
It maybe at liverpool ,Luton or Leeds
You can bet that the Spanish
Have met all their needs?
There's one uses condoms, and one on the Pill
And the one with the Coil in, does'nt sit still

Welcome back home to the Wigan Bulls Head
And maybe they'll go next to Ireland instead
Cos' over in Ireland you'll all have a ball
So Welcome back home, to you, from us all