Short

Here's a short story. I wrote it just now.
It tells of the where and the who and the how.
Now Where was with 'All - who's the who of the piece.
But 'All was evicted and moved in with her niece.
The neice was a Sioux which explains why the how.
But 'All did not end well for she was a cow.
So Where lives alone now but no-one knows where
and 'All is an alky with a feather in her hair.

Is my story long enough? How short is short?
How long is long ? Do you think that I ought
To consider the length that a short short should be?
Ah Master Wittgenstein I think that I see.
Words are alright but they're hard to define.
What's too long for some - will do others just fine!

It is funny what funny people we can be...
Funny strange and funny ha ha hee hee.
It's funny but being funny is a funny thing to be.
Funny the funny feeling when they say...
"He's funny isn't he."