A few more of me Limericks...

The once was a miser called Dawe
who was very self-righteously poor.
But he kept large amounts
in Post Office accounts
in case of the wolf at the door.
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A robber named Ken was enticed
to take part in a bullion heist.
And his greed, it was such
that he took far too much,
though just half of it would have sufficed.
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There once was a Bishop called Todd '
an iconoclastic old sod.
He chopped up and diced
a big statue of Christ
and said "It's the pieces of God.
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There once was a nutter named Cyril
who lived in the wild on the Wirral,
eating apples and cherries
and nuts, seeds and berries
and occasional spit-roasted squirrel.
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A belligerent Aussie named Luke
gave the English his strongest rebuke:
"Yer sheilas are dear
and yer blokes are all queer
and yer beer makes me fuckin' well puke!
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A Faversham chavvy called Wayne
wasn't blessed with a great deal of brain.
He went for a drive
In a nicked 205,
but got lost, and went home on the train.
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If ever you walk by a tree
give it plenty of room, 'cos you see¦
it might hold a bird
who's releasing a turd
or a squirrel who's taking a wee.