Grandmother Lou

Here's a story with a moral from a guy who knows,
I fell in love and my love still grows,
If you don't want to feel sick like I do,
I'd keep away from that Grandmother Lou.

Keep away from that girl,
Keep away from Lou,
You don't know what she'll do.

Her sandwiches give you the runs,
Corned beef and cheese in a hot cross bun.
People let me put you wise,
She puts sausages in pies.

Here's a story with a moral from a guy who knows,
I fell in love and my love still grows,
If you don't want to feel sick like I do,
I'd keep away from that Grandmother Lou.

Her sandwiches give you the runs,
Pineapple on the salmon for fun.
Her Yorkshire pudding's really bad,
Great big toughened concrete slab.

Here's a story with a moral from a guy who knows,
I fell in love and my love still grows,
If you don't want to feel sick like I do,
I'd keep away from that Grandmother Lou.

Keep away from that girl,
Keep away from Lou,
You don't know what she'll do.