New Uncles Every Monday

Run us the shop

and get bacon

For your new uncle

There’s a pound in me handbag

You can walk to school

Take three penguins for your dinner

His brother does up bikes

Who knows, you could get yer arse on one

If I can impress him

With a couple a slices of best back

On two thick Wharbies white slices

And another shag before nine

Run us the shop

There’s a girl