The Dog

Look at that dog.

Oh yeah.

Kick it and see what it sounds like.

Okay.

What did it sound like?

Like a dog being kicked.

That's weird. Kick it again.

Okay.

What did it sound like this time?

Puff pastry.

Most peculiar. Do it again.

Okay.

And?

Liszt's La Campanella.

Fetch me my pedalo. I can honestly say I have no idea what's going on in this world.