Save the Best 'til Last (if Asked)

Written this morning in response to a Poetry Comment "contest" at YouTube.

Don't fink it's done bin posted dare 'cause dem's all itchificated 'bout punctuation.

Save the Best 'til Last (if Asked).
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Is there a better letter in the alphabet than "zed" ?
It looks like : "2" but some of you will say it should be said,
Not as a NUMBer numBER but a bigger figure. See !
Like B and C and GDP ; the "zee" "2" RHYME with "E".