Christmas Jokes

1: Why did the Christmas tree get arrested?
Cos it kept flashing

2: What did the elf go to study at college?
Elf and safety.

3: Why was the elf in hospital?
It caught Tinselitis.

4: What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
The snow-balls.

5: What did the woman name her triplet daughters who were born at Christmas?
Mary, Carol and Eve.

6: What did Scrooge say when someone threw a snowball at him?
That's snow laughing matter.

7: What do potatoes celebrate?
Crispmas.

8: What did the snowman say as it melted?
Nothing. Snowmen don't talk.

9: Poor Mrs Santa. Santa only empties his sack once a year, but it's when she's not there.

10: What did Rudolph say when Mrs Rudolph asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain, dear.