Silly Stories

By HOMER05

A collection of short stories. Some are about fairies, witches, goblins and other magical creatures. Some are about aliens. Some will be realistic. And others will be about diffrent other things.

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Pet Worth. Part Three.

By HOMER05 on Wed, 20 Jul 2011

“Now wait just a minute,” Mum demanded. “You can’t just send us to a human pound to be given a lethal injection.”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

A Day In The Life Of Bonnie:

By HOMER05 on Fri, 29 Apr 2011

7:00 AM: Wake up. Stomach growling. Breakfast time. Another half an hour until my mummy wakes up to feed me. 7:30 AM:
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

Auntie Mabel

By HOMER05 on Thu, 17 Mar 2011

Mum had nipped out to the supermarket to do our weekly shopping, leaving me to look after my little sister, Bonnie.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Carol's Christmas

By HOMER05 on Sun, 26 Dec 2010

“Are you coming, Carol?”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Christina The Christmas Fairy

By HOMER05 on Mon, 06 Dec 2010

We have a fairy that has been in our family for years.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate U

Christmas Diary

By HOMER05 on Thu, 16 Dec 2010

Christmas Eve:
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

Christmas Jokes

By HOMER05 on Mon, 20 Dec 2010

1: Why did the Christmas tree get arrested? Cos it kept flashing 2: What did the elf go to study at college? Elf and safety. 3: Why was the elf in hospital? It caught Tinselitis.
Story
Certificate PG

Coffee Break

By HOMER05 on Wed, 01 Dec 2010

COFFEE BREAK “Coffee break!!!” Jackie suddenly yelled out.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Connected Spirits.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 04 Apr 2011

“We have a new girl starting today. Her name is Chris Senoj. Would anyone like to look after her?”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

The Leprechaun's Money Bag

By HOMER05 on Sun, 28 Nov 2010

THE LEPRECHAUN’S MONEY BAG
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Invasion Of The Molly Hairs

By HOMER05 on Sun, 28 Nov 2010

It was Summer, and our collie dog, Molly, was moulting.
Horror
Certificate PG

Hannah Baker And The Hedge Witch

By HOMER05 on Mon, 29 Nov 2010

It was three years ago that I found out my family were Wiccans and I had to train to be one.
Children's
Certificate U

Jewel Of The Jungle

By HOMER05 on Mon, 29 Nov 2010

“Come on, Julie, let’s go!!!” I groaned. Mum was going on one of her boring treasure-seeking jobs again.
Children's
Certificate U

Midnight Magic

By HOMER05 on Tue, 30 Nov 2010

Sarah, my best friend, passed me a note in Maths class. It read: “Are we still on for tonight?” I scribbled “yes” on the back, and handed it back to her. She smiled at me.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Never Been Born

By HOMER05 on Wed, 01 Dec 2010

“Can I go to a party Saturday night, please?” “No,” Dad answered, simply. “Why?” Sophie asked.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Never Been Born: Part 2

By HOMER05 on Thu, 02 Dec 2010

NEVER BEEN BORN: PART 2 “Can I go to a party Saturday night, please?” “No,” Dad answered, simply. “Why?” I asked.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Curse Of The Mummy

By HOMER05 on Fri, 03 Dec 2010

There’s a river that runs at the back of our house. On really hot, summer days, I like to put on my wellies and go paddling in it. One particular day, I went to paddle in the river as usual.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Crush

By HOMER05 on Fri, 03 Dec 2010

It all started back when I was in year eight at school. We had a new boy in our class, Tom Maffey. Even though he’d been at our school for a couple of days, I already thought he was cute.
Romance
Story
Certificate PG

The Yivian

By HOMER05 on Sat, 04 Dec 2010

I woke up in a dark cave. The only light I could see were coming from two flame torches hanging on the stone wall.
Science fiction
Story
Certificate PG

I Hate Christmas

By HOMER05 on Sun, 05 Dec 2010

Everyone around me loves Christmas, but I hate it.
Other Fiction
Certificate U

The Object Thingy

By HOMER05 on Sun, 05 Dec 2010

I eyed it, and it eyed me back.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate U

Karly

By HOMER05 on Wed, 08 Dec 2010

I died just before Christmas.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

The Elves' Workshop

By HOMER05 on Fri, 10 Dec 2010

One night, I had a very odd dream.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The North Pole Versus Jeho: Part One; Nicky And The Bauble

By HOMER05 on Sat, 11 Dec 2010

“Nicky, can you go to the corner shop, we’re out of milk!!!” Mum called from the kitchen.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Rudolph The Red Nosed Stew

By HOMER05 on Sat, 11 Dec 2010

One Christmas Eve, Santa was starving. He knew he couldn't survive the night without something in his fat stomach. There was no food in the fridge, so there was only one thing Santa could do.
Humour
Story
Certificate PG
Cherry

The North Pole Versus Jeho: Part Two; Mrs Santa And Jeho

By HOMER05 on Sun, 12 Dec 2010

“It all started a long time ago,” Santa began. “The North Pole has been around ever since Christmas has been around. But the town of Jeho has not.
Children's
Story
Certificate U
Cherry

The North Pole Versus Jeho: Part Three; The Battle

By HOMER05 on Wed, 15 Dec 2010

Suddenly, from nowhere, a great golden ball shot right past where Santa and I were lying. It sent Jeho and Leopold running, no doubt back to the town of Jeho.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Christmas Card

By HOMER05 on Fri, 17 Dec 2010

19TH December 2010: “Mum!!! We got another Christmas card!!!”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate U

Very Short Humorous Christmas Stories

By HOMER05 on Sun, 26 Dec 2010

I was sat around the dinner table with my family, eating a bowl of Christmas pudding. The slice of pudding I had on my spoon said to me: “Stop!!! Don’t eat me!!!”
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

Paul Or Carlos?

By HOMER05 on Mon, 27 Dec 2010

His car pulled up outside my house. He leaned over for a kiss, but I declined. “What’s the matter?” He asked. “You never want to kiss when we’re outside your house.”
Romance
Story
Certificate PG

Strangers In The Pub

By HOMER05 on Tue, 28 Dec 2010

I met him in the pub. He had dark hair, which was kind of floppy. His eyes were like melting chocolate. He sat next to me, and asked what my favourite drink was. I said it was a pint of Guinness.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Room 4

By HOMER05 on Wed, 29 Dec 2010

It happened on the night I was driving back home.
Horror
Story
Certificate PG

Room 4: Two Weeks Later

By HOMER05 on Wed, 29 Dec 2010

* Set two weeks after the original Room 4 story. This time, it’s a couple who witness the events of Room 4. * “Are you ready to go, Claire?!!” Andy called out.
Horror
Story
Certificate PG

The Legend Of The Old And Wise Blue Tit. Part One. The Bedtime Story.

By HOMER05 on Sun, 23 Jan 2011

“They say it happened many years ago, before you were born. Before I was even born, imagine that!
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Legend Of The Old And Wise Blue Tit. Part Two. The 'Amazing Quest'.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 24 Jan 2011

“Are you crazy?”
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Legeend Of The Old And Wise Blue Tit. Part Three. The New Legend.

By HOMER05 on Tue, 25 Jan 2011

As we got to the hole that led into the big nest, it disappeared. “Oh, no!” I gasped. “What are we going to do now?”
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Guilt Bump.

By HOMER05 on Wed, 16 Feb 2011

I stared at the little strip in my hand in horror.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Queen Miraza Rainbow. Part One. The Message.

By HOMER05 on Thu, 17 Feb 2011

I’m going to tell you this story, because it happened to me, and it sort of happened to Queen Miraza Rainbow of Robinson Land.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Queen Miraza Rainbow. Part Two. The Journey To Dark Land.

By HOMER05 on Fri, 18 Feb 2011

The next day at dawn, Queen Miraza dressed me in a long cloak that covered every inch of my body, including my face.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Queen Miraza Rainbow. Part Three. Dark Land, And The Journey To Queen Azarim's Castle.

By HOMER05 on Sun, 20 Feb 2011

Azzet clamped his hand over my mouth to stop me screaming out loud at poor Notna’s bloody body lying on the ground, now a dinner for a hideous invisible monster from Dark Land.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Queen Miraza Rainbow: Part Four. Queen Miraza's Betrayal.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 21 Feb 2011

“Welcome to Dark Land, Mother,” Queen Azarim said to me.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Queen Miraza Rainbow. Final Part. Happily Ever After.

By HOMER05 on Tue, 22 Feb 2011

Suddenly from nowhere, sprang what looked like a hundred guards. In reality, there was only six. Two grabbed me before I could get my sword and shield out to defend myself.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

We Need To Talk.

By HOMER05 on Fri, 18 Mar 2011

I sat there at the dining room table, a steaming cup of tea, placed on top, a fag drooping out of my mouth where I was about to light it before I received a text and my mobile phone vibrated across th
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Nelly And Sean

By HOMER05 on Sun, 20 Mar 2011

One morning at college, I was outside having a fag with my girlfriends. It was my birthday today, and while I was outside, I was showered with birthday presents and cards.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG
Cherry

Our Grandparents' House. Part One.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 21 Mar 2011

It was half past ten and “The Wizard Of Oz” had just ended. It was one of my all time favourites, and I’d just watched it with my daughter. Now it was time to put her to bed.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Our Grandparent's House. Part Two.

By HOMER05 on Tue, 22 Mar 2011

We were in a wood. A pretty wood. There was a pool filled with bright blue water, and trees with bright green leaves, that sounded like they were whispering in the gentle breeze.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Our Grandparent's House. Part Three.

By HOMER05 on Fri, 25 Mar 2011

“What are you doing in the crystal ball Grandpa?” Peter asked. Princess Alda frowned at Peter. “The Grand One is your grandpa?” “Yes,” I replied.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Our Grandparent's House. Part Four.

By HOMER05 on Sun, 27 Mar 2011

My brother and I were both left reeling as Grandpa disappeared from the crystal ball. “This explains why Mum and Dad never wanted us to explore Grandma and Grandpa’s house,” Peter said to me.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Our Grandparents' House. Part Five.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 28 Mar 2011

“You go to the very edge of the wood, and in the middle of the green leaved trees, there are two purple leaved trees.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Our Grandparents' House. Final Part.

By HOMER05 on Thu, 31 Mar 2011

Both of us stood there for a minute, then Peter spoke up:
Children's
Story
Certificate U

I've Got The Best Sister In The World!

By HOMER05 on Sat, 02 Apr 2011

I was having my morning cup of tea, when my sister joined me. “Do I have to go to school today, Char?” She asked.
Children's
Certificate U

Happy Mother's Day.

By HOMER05 on Sun, 03 Apr 2011

It was Mother’s Day. I had got up when Mum was still in bed to decorate the dining table for when she came downstairs.
Other Fiction
Certificate U

The Servant And The Rose.

By HOMER05 on Fri, 08 Apr 2011

It all happened so long ago. I’m surprised I still remember the events of that day. I’m thirty now, and it happened when I was twenty. There was Mother, my sister Grace and I at home.
Romance
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Part One.

By HOMER05 on Sat, 09 Apr 2011

“You’ve got post Darling,” Chris said, coming back into the dining room with all the letters. He handed three to me. Two were bills, but one was from Lennarb School.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Part Two.

By HOMER05 on Sun, 10 Apr 2011

I’d recently received a letter telling me about a reunion at my old school next week. I didn’t really want to go, never having got on with anyone while I was there.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Part Three.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 11 Apr 2011

I had just clocked out for the evening and I was now on my way to meet my girlfriends at our usual haunt to find out about their progress on finding out where the Irvell Bitch lived.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Part Four.

By HOMER05 on Sat, 16 Apr 2011

I was thirteen again, and back at Lennarb School. It was the beginning of dinner break, and I was on my way to the library, where I usually hid from everyone.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Part Five.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 18 Apr 2011

I couldn’t believe I was standing in the school gym that I hadn’t been in for about ten years. Back then, it looked so big, but it seemed a lot smaller now.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Final Part.

By HOMER05 on Fri, 22 Apr 2011

“Maria. Amy-Sue’s dead!”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

School Reunion. Epilogue.

By HOMER05 on Fri, 22 Apr 2011

It was three years since that fateful school reunion I attended with my wife Char. The fateful school reunion where a few of Char’s former schoolmates had tried to play a prank on her.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

The Easter Egg.

By HOMER05 on Sun, 24 Apr 2011

“Jenny! I’ve got a present for you!” I was up in my bedroom, listening to music, and Mum had gone shopping. What sort of surprise would she have brought me at the supermarket?
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Golden Egg In The Wicker Basket.

By HOMER05 on Mon, 25 Apr 2011

“Hey Kat, have you seen this?”
Children's
Story
Certificate U

The Royal Wedding.

By HOMER05 on Sat, 30 Apr 2011

I woke up one Friday morning to the TV downstairs switched on, and the sound turned up really loud. I got out of bed and went down to the living room.
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Pet Worth. Part One.

By HOMER05 on Tue, 12 Jul 2011

“Come on kids, let’s go!!!”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Pet Worth. Part Two.

By HOMER05 on Thu, 14 Jul 2011

“Oh very funny Steven!” Mum called out, looking past the dog. “That’s a really hilarious joke that is, dressing your dog up, and getting it to answer the door!”
Other Fiction
Story
Certificate PG