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“Oh yeah!” Sharon said over her shoulder, “The tripod went round all the shops yesterday to tell them that it never happened, only we got no end of newbies wanting to join the bdsm club.“

I had to laugh, “I was in one of them, I heard it…”

“Yeah the reaction was ever so funny… It’s just important to keep it quiet, so please don’t spread
any of it about. They all want one!”

I mimicked, “Please, It’s a lie, a vicious lie, we ladies never do things like that at our clubs…”

“Unbelievable,” Sharon confirmed, “We are married ladies!”

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"And we don't turn people into frogs..." she followed on, "Just think of the profit we'd make if we did..."

"The left over bit?" I queried softly as she walked away.

"Yeah it's well known we tie up the end of the meat balloon and take them all down to the Auction House."

"What do we do then?"
"mine for gromits!" she called back..."We keep the heads, they rather give the game away...!"