First Acting Assignment and My First Public Humiliation

By hudsonmoon

Thu, 19 Jan 2012
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Since I don't seem to be able to write anything worth reading, I thought I'd try acting. It's a silent movie/slideshow. Apparently my son didn't want to waste a video tape on me. So he just digitally flashed me till my eyes were raw. Then he called cut and sent me to bed to nurse my ego. It seems my first acting gig went to my head and I started asking for rewrites, make-up and a case of Bass ale in my dressing/bathroom. But it was when I asked him to peel me some grapes that my son, Sam, sent me to bed.

Critics be damned! I'm going Hollywood!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hudsonmoon/6723448685/in/photostream(link is external)

If you think this inappropriate for a writing site. I apologize in advance.

Certificate U
Humour

Comments

Submitted by oldpesky on
It might be too late for this year's Oscars but there's always next year. Keep it up, I'm sure there'll be a queue of grape peelers before not too long.