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In the Blender

By Parson Thru

Fri, 18 May 2012
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What hath he and what hath me?
Well, it's for all the world to see
He's on the up, I'm on the down
He's taken my last half-a-crown

My grip on life's becoming slender
Their money lust has creased my fender
I try to think, I can't remember
They've gone and put me in the blender

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