YOU'D HAVE TO BE MORE NORMAL TO BE STRANGE

no,i couldn't tug your heartstrings with a tugboat
and i couldn't lift your spirits with a crane

for you fill my head with static

you are catty and dramatic

and you'd have to be less crazed to be insane

no,i couldn't reach you if i had a ladder

and i couldn't touch you with an oven mitt

you are flaky and erratic

you have ghosties in your attic

and to be a shrew you'd have to calm a bit

no,i couldn't put your flames out with a firetruck

and a ton of coins could never make you change

you are tragically with trauma

and you're soaked in psychodrama

and you'd have to be more normal to be strange