The Non-Sensical Adventures of Scrump 2

HELLO ALL! Scrump shrieked to the terrified group of four year olds. Drool dripped from his mouth as he remembered a Dairy Milk bar he had eated four years ago.
He started to speak; "I used to live in a bee hive!" He screamed. "That is why my skin is MESSED UP!" The audience applauded vigourously. "Hurrah, Hip Hip!"
Scrump decided to treat his audience to a song:
'I'm stalker with a porker and a ten pound note,
I like to follow people while I slowly gloat
about how I like to eated pieces of sauted stoat
and think aboiut the poem I wrote.
"I've been licking frogs all night!" Mister Cactus skrieked and Scrump fled the building.