Stubbed toe indigestion

Aye aye yaieeee yeeee yeeee yeeee
Aciiiiiid burn
A a a acid burn
Turn quickly to the gaviscon, the maalox, or the alka seltza
Grab the rennie,Pop a Zantac or omeprazole

Try to stop the burning hole

Huff huff huff, wheeze wheeze wheeze
Now the chest it starts to squeeze
Take a squirt of my inhaler
It feels like my life's a mess and I'm getting old
Look in the mirror, going bald

Owwow ow, howl and yowl
Stub your toe and start to yell
Really, really flipping yell
Grab the ice, remove the sock,
Remove the shoe, raise the foot

Tell the wife, don't hive a hoot!

Mutter mutter mutter, grumble grumble grumble
Now the tummy starts to rumble
There's just one thing that you can say
"Wife, please can we have a take away?"