Sally

Sally…

sit down…

there’s something we need to talk about. I think the Arkwrights at number six might be your real parents…it’s something that’s been bothering me for, well, years really: ever since we found out that you’d been swapped at birth…

Which is something else I should have told you…Yes, you were swapped in the maternity unit for another child – the Arkwrights’ son…which is why their little Adelaide is about the same age as you.

Ah, did I say, “son”? – ‘The…Arkwrights’…son’?

Yes – well there is one further thing I need to discuss with you…You’ll be starting High School on Monday: showering with all the other…girls. And they might wonder why it is that you’ve got a bit extra…”Down There”…between your legs…

In a way it’s good – because you won’t have to wear gingham anymore; but on the other hand…I think your first kiss with Thomas Appelbaum is something that needs to be looked at in a new light, I…

…Wait a minute... You’re not Sally!