Footsie Time is Here!

By Denzella

Sat, 13 Apr 2013
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Footsie Time is Here!

Hello folks, yes, it’s day two in the battle to beat The Gwalians. Tension mounts in Gwalia as it is announced that opposing forces are gathering strength and even now are at the city walls. Gwalians are panic stricken as they rush to fill in forms in a vain attempt to stave off the inevitable. The warlike blood curling howls coming from Footsie’s foot soldiers renders their biro's unusable as their blue ink does a bunk. Only the triplicated paper forms remain at their post but they too are rendered useless by the hasty, some might say, cowardly, departure of the ink. What will be the outcome if Footsie’s foot soldiers surmount the walls? Will they, like the walls of Jericho, come tumbling down? Will the Gwalians give up without a fight? Will Footsie’s foot soldiers lay siege? Will the siege starve out the Gwalians? Answers to these and other questions will all be answered…once the battle is won!

To be continued.

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Submitted by Highhat on
Aye Aye Captain..

Submitted by Denzella on
Thanks Pia, I knew I could rely on you. Moya
 

Submitted by scratch on
Can't wail Moya.

 

Submitted by Denzella on
What for the battle or for the answers? I've forgotten the questions! Moya
 

Submitted by Highhat on
Damn banks- all they know anything about is taking peoples money- they couldn't give a hoot about anything but money. I'd hate to be their children. These bank managers earn so much it's despicable.. they should be ashamed.

Submitted by Denzella on
And when they mess up big time they get a bonus as if they've done really well. And the reason given is if they don't get large bonuses they will go and work abroad. All I can say is I hope their passports are up to date. Our government bailed them out with our money and it seems they made no mandatory conditions as to how that money was used. You and I try to get a loan and T & C's are heaped on us. Moya
 

Submitted by Highhat on
My bank is charging me just too have an account- I am no business for them at all with my benefits- if you have a lot of money you're not charged for your account. They'd never loan me money. I am a very small fish- an invertebrae for them. The banks were bailed out here too and caused the recession.

Submitted by Denzella on
Yes, the rich get richer and the incompetent get accolades thrust on them and we the poorer majority pay for them to be given huge bonuses when they mess up and move on to mess up another industry or service. And more often than not they end up with a title. I think they should be made to join. 'Incompetent Bastards United' A football team that have a regular kick about but with no ball just us giving them a good kicking. You can be the striker, Pia and I will be the referee and allow all your free kicks but if they try to kick back I'll let you take a penalty shot. Moya
 

Submitted by Highhat on
I liked the petition against Boris Johnson to live off £53 a week. It was signed by a lot of people. What an arsehole. I'll gladly use them as the ball. They should be kicked to kingdom come. I'm glad there are people movements to try to keep these bank people and conservatives down- well give them opposition. They are too stupid and they run countries. I am glad there is Anonymous! In the UK 30% of the population own everything. In the US it's 40%. Horrible.