Scrimp's Magical Face 3

Scrimp went "Eek! A mousey looking thing just ran up my trouser leg and started nibbeling at my knee" "That's not a mouse its a spanishing knee eating koala!" Simon said. "Well whatever it is its devouring my knee!"
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Scrump woke up from his slumber and realised that none of the preceeding events had actually happened.

"Scrimp!!! Get those invoices ready THIS INSTANT!!!"
"Right-o chaperro!!!" Scrump roared merrily. "I'll just have a lovely drink of Vodka, first".
Scrump drank this Vodka and a terrible hallocination occured. His boss transformed into Greg.
"Greg..." Scrump whispered, as a thin sliver of drool fell from his mouth.

Greg/Scrump's boss said "Scrump,what's wrong with you???!!!"
Scrump heard him say: "Srump, I WANT. your. face."

"You ain't never getting this here face!!" Scrump roared.
He then smashed his computer over his boss's head and ripped off his face with his teeth.

His boss moaned terribly, Scrump said accusingly, "Don't moan like that, boss, its upsetting and unnerving".

"I'll give you 'upsetting and unnerving' you boundah!!" The Boss shkirked and pulled out a brick and smahed it into Scrump's skull.
Grey matter slowly oozed out of Scrump's head at his life force left his body.

"I hereby curse you and your descendent to a life-time of horror" Scrump moaned.
The boss replied, drolly: "Well I hereby curse you to...death!! HA HAAAA!!!" The boss then grabbed his shooting-stick and trolled off down the town while pointing out a dirigible in the sky and humming 'Who broke the bank at mote Carlo'.