The Poem of E (extended)

All she does is crash and burn,
And all I can say is she'll never learn.
I will laugh until I drop,
Because he got her a pathetic little rock.
Its funny after 5 months you say yes,
I can see he is as good as you're ever gonna get.
So we should all just say good bye,
Because how she will survive is beyond me so lets assume she's gonna die.
Whether it be by my own hand,
If it were, I'd fill her with sand,
I'd send her on a trip to the bottom of the sea,
His head will also be there, a present from your old pal Rhi.
All this drama, and that was before he got down on one knee,
Well we all got a good laugh at least,
We all laugh at your stupidity.
At first I wasn't, but I am so very happy you left me,
You were a coward, you were pathetic and I feel free,
I am where I want to be, in the arms of my sweet lover
Who is a pleasure and the main reason I was able to recover
My friends and partner brought me up when I was down
And now your friends are nowhere to be found.